Guns

Some call him the messiah He's God's only son Many follow him because he's the chosen one They say one day he'll return and bring peace when he comes Until that time I think that I'm Gonna fill my house with guns There'll be guns in all the churches Guns in schools and bars Guns on planes guns on trains Guns in every car Let's put guns in cereal boxes Guns in cracker jacks Let's arm everybody on the streets Until Jesus comes back Cause need guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Some believe in scripture and what bumperstickers say So put your faith in Jesus but send your money to the NRA Makes you feel bigger with your hand on the trigger Shoot your guns in the air cause you just don't care Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Get all dressed up on Saturday night Wearing your best wife beater Be the penis envy of all your friends And strap on your brand new heater The longer the barrel the bigger the man You're ten feet tall when it's in your hand Yeah Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns for Christmas guns for Easter guns for Valentines Guns for Vegas & Sandy Hook and guns for Columbine Meet the gang at the Waffle House They're open round the clock Order smothered covered locked and loaded While fingering your glock Cause we need guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns for the family Guns for mom and dad Guns for all the kids And guns in political ads Make guns the national anthem Before class has begun Make 'em pledge allegiance to the flag To God Country and Guns Gun tattoos on people Guns on front yard signs Guns on bumperstickers We got guns on our mind We got gun clubs and gun shows How many we need God only knows We got open carry and conceal Makes you hot when you feel Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns