Solo Duet (Wooly Polywogs)

You come stumbling in, you been gone forever Three sheets to the wind, like the end is now or never Wiggling by while I'm shooting pool on a stool I see you've lost your wedding ring Went out and bought yourself a new set of bling It ain't got no jing-a-ling All tangled up in your angel wings If I was a frog Sitting on a log Watching you wiggle like a wooly polywog I'd be hopping and jumping and Slipping away from you Well, I see you sitting there, waiting on the weather To blow you out your chair, like your derriere's a feather Rolling your eyes at the dragon flies Dragging by I've seen you shuffling on the street Like a rag-o-muffin no shoes on your feet You ain't much for the eye to see When your frog legs don't look fried enough to me If I was a dog Hunting up frogs Watching you wiggle like a bump on a log I'd be hopping and jumping and Slipping away from you I ain't your frog prince, even if you wanted You ain't got no sense to know These bogs are haunted With frog bones and skipping stones in the bottom of the pool I've seen ghostly things you've never seen Pretty girls busting up a simple man's dreams Hooking him with others on a string While she's trolling for another for something in between If I was a frog Sitting on a log Watching you wiggle like a wooly polywog I'd be hopping and jumping and Slipping away from you Aw, your ghosts ain't all they used to be Lord, keep them and you away from me Go ahead and hop into the sea Missing a kissing is all you pay to be free If I was a dog... If I was a frog... If I saw you wooling like a wooly polywog I'd be hopping and jumping and Slipping away Hopping and jumping and Slipping away Hopping and jumping and Slipping away from you