Chair Audit

Bounce. Motherfucker. Bounce Bounce. Motherfucker. Bounce Call out the maintenance man. For a large company. I maintain the facilities Like the computers and the screens That repair on the toilet cistern. Yeah, that was me I don't really like my job. But, I'll never leave Because one day in every year, there's a task I adore Because one day in every year, I like my job more Because one day in every year, makes it all worthwhile One day in every year... I feel alive! It's a chair audit I audit chairs It's a chair audit So make me aware It's a chair audit I'm seeing issues It's a chair audit You get it repaired It's a chair audit I audit chairs It's a chair audit It's good for you It's a chair audit I care about your posture It's a chair audit And your managers do It's a chair audit I audit chairs It's a chair audit I'll be as quick as I can It's a chair audit Take a screen break It's a chair audit Come back when I'm done It's a chair audit I audit chairs It's a chair audit Here's how it going to work It's a chair audit I've got a clipboard It's a chair audit With a list of tests It's a chair audit When I perform them It's a chair audit I'm ticking them off It's a chair audit Here we go It's a chair audit Number 1 It's a chair audit Swivel function It's a chair audit Tick It's a chair audit It's spinning well It's a chair audit Doesn't need any lubricant on it It's a chair audit Lumbar support It's a chair audit Comfy as hell It's a chair audit Wheels are good It's a chair audit (It's an audit of chairs) Armrests too It's a chair audit Height adjustment lever It's a chair audit The action is good It's a chair audit Reclining function? It's a chair audit Oh dear, this is bad It's a chair audit I've just had the lever It's a chair audit Break off in my hand! It's a chair audit I'm gonna have to take this one back into the shop