Dear Donnay

They spoke to me when I was up and coming You said I was a tennis prodigy You promised I would be Joining on the team, with Bjorn Borg and Andre Agassi But now I'm tearing up this paper contract It's something I no longer can renew It isn't hard to tell, it's been a living hell I should be moving on to pastures new Dear Donnay I'm sorry But it's time for me to go Dear Donnay Don't worry You'll find another pro I won't miss this sponsorship, and I'm glad it's gonna stop It's never been a pleasure but thank you for the socks Dear Donnay I wish that I had studied all the small print They made me dress in Donnay from head to toe People laugh at me. It's just embarrassing I've been disowned by everyone I know Today, I hope to find another sponsor So far, it's not going how I planned Reebok won't write back, and Slazenger just laughed They said my image doesn't fit their brand So I'm wallowing in debt Because you never sent me cheques I guess that's why I'm feeling so depressed My life is in a mess, well what did you expect? When you sell the company to Sports Direct Dear Donnay I'm sorry But it's time for me to go Dear Donnay Don't worry You'll find another pro Dear Donnay I'm sorry But it's time for me to go Dear Donnay Don't worry You'll find another pro And no-one makes umbrellas quite as well as you make yours But I've got over 50 now so please don't send any more I won't miss this sponsorship, and I'm glad it's going to stop I hate to say it's over, but thank you for the socks