Hay Fever

I live in the city Where there is no trees (There are no trees) There's no flowers (Flowers), there's only towers (Towers) Made of grey concrete (And steel and glass) And from time to time in the summertime I struggle to breathe And from time to time around July I begin to sneeze And I say hey... Hay fever Why don't you just shit off? I see no leaves, I've seen no bees So where's the pollen come from? And I say hey... Hay fever Why won't you just get fucked? It doesn't exist, you're taking the piss What the f*ck is pollen? So, I went to the pharmaceutical person (A GP) I said 'Have you got something for me?' He said 'Describe the symptoms for me?' I said 'It feels like I'm allergic to pollen... although I don't what it is' He said 'Take two of these', I said 'What are these?' He said 'They're called anti-histamines' I said 'Bullshit! What the f*ck is a histamine and how can this thing be anti it?' It doesn't exist! It doesn't exist! Oh yeah, I've got a medical condition where I'm allergic to invisible dust carried by insects. Bollocks! And I say hey... Hay fever Why don't you just f*ck off? There's no freaking trees, there's no fucking bees So where's the pollen come from? And I say hey... Hay fever Why won't you just get fucked? It doesn't exist, you're taking the piss What the f*ck is pollen? My life was empty without the wasps Help me I'm obsessed with wasps Help me I'm obsessed with wasps Help me I can't live without wasps Help me My children are nothing to me. I prefer wasps