It's Richard

All the family sat on the stairs All the family round the table We're waiting for Richard We're waiting for Richard We're waiting for Richard He's just turned Mum Dad Please help He's at the front door Mum Dad He's done it again He's dressed like a lazer Mum Dad Please help He's at the front door Mum Dad Please help He's dressed like a lazer Why does he do it? Why does he do it? We're going to a carvery and he's dressed like a lazer Why does he do it? Why does he do it? He's got 12 outfits, and they're all of lazers Mum Dad Please help He's done it again Mum Dad Please help He's dressed like a lazer Mum Dad Please help He's at the front door Mum Dad It's Richard He's dressed like a lazer