Panic in the City

There's a panic in the city, there's a panic in the city The industry was suffering There's a panic in the city, there's a panic in the city Sales figures were plummeting Just gather the committee, just gather the committee It's time to make that call We've known it for years and we're facing our fears We're heading for a fall So, the call came in at quarter past ten It's an emergency meeting for these businessmen Stop what you're doing, this is life or death We'll keep this industry alive until our dying breath So, one by one they all filed in Giant leaders of companies were gathered within The figures were in, but then they already knew But everyone was asking 'What are we going to do?' because... Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Everyone said it was going to be a fight We need to be strong said the boss of Mighty White Yeah, Kingsmill and Allison's they all took notes How would they respond? They took it to the vote Who was the enemy? How would they fight? The industry bosses were there all night Yeah, scratching their heads and using their loaf Somebody asked 'What about the Best of Both?' Make slices smaller, someone said. The boss of Warburton's just cut off his head This was no game, no, this was no joke The money making machine had already broke 'What about bread that doesn't have any crust?' came a shout from a man you could trust One thing is for certain, and certain the most Nobody's eating any bread or any toast Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Why is carbohydrate such a bad word? Why do I get looks in Costa when I'm eating toast? Why? Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating. Nobody's eating bread no more