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I'm a PDF, do you know what that means? I'm a PDF - inside computer screens 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' I'm a PDF, designed by Adobe I'm a PDF, but can you edit me? Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' Yeah, the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' But if you wanna edit me, good luck in doing it for free You'll have to go online you see - and then they'll charge you a small fee I just wanna edit a few bits, this website is the total shits I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' I shouldn't have to add on a Chrome extension What is a .tff file anyway? Why is this so damn freaking hard? I've just signed up with a credit card There's got to be another way, then signing up free for 7 days I'm asking you Adobe please help me, I'm begging you - I'm on my knees Just help me Adobe, help me. I'm having a breakdown! 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' Christ! Death to Adobe! Death to Adobe! Now it's got a freaking watermark on it... 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format' 'Cause the P stands for 'Portable', D stands for 'Document', F stands for 'Format'