Pillows

Why so many pillows? Why so many pillows? I have got no use for them in my hotel bed, I have only got one neck (They're just cloth sacks full of feathers. Think about it) Arrived at the hotel, was greeted by the clerk I'm on a business trip because I travel when I work I didn't ask for much, I'd had a busy day And all I needs a place to rest my head when I'm away So, after checking in, I headed to my room Everything was normal, just as you would presume But when I opened up the door, I found something odd There's far too many pillows in my chosen Travelodge Why so many pillows? Why so many pillows? I have got no use for them in my hotel bed, I have only got one neck Why so many pillows? Why so many pillows? I have got no use for them in my hotel bed, I have only got one neck (Which came first, the pillow or the ravioli? Have a think about it) Well, maybe it is me. But I do not agree The quantity of pillows, please stop giving them to me Because six of them were square, and four of them were round And two of them were cylinders, I do not understand Normally this would, not aggravate me much But recently the frequency has started going up So, whether staying at The Ritz, or a night at an Ibis Reception fails to mention that it starts to take the piss Everywhere I stay these days it seems to be the same Every day I clear the bed, yet one pillow remains I move them to the floor, try to get some sleep I'm falling in the morning when they get under my feet So I thought that I was try to realise The multitude of pillows that the hotel does provide But when I finally reclined, my back got misaligned The curveuture, the furniture was causing to my spine Why so many pillows? Why so many pillows? I have got no use for them in my hotel bed, I have only got one neck Why so many pillows? Why so many pillows? I have got no use for them in my hotel bed, I have only got one neck