Shepherds Pie Problems

I went to the supermarket To get my dinner How about a shepherds pie, yeah? For my dinner But I got home to find that The meat had gone off So I travelled all the way back to the shop, but forgot my receipt They said no to a refund, it turned into a bit of a stand-off, I said... Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness That's based around these beef based issues I spoke to my MP She said it would all be fine I asked 'where's the regulatory body for bovine?' My beef is faulty you see I can't believe this is happening to me All I wanted was a shepherds pie Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness That's based around these beef based issues What is beef? What's beef? Mince it up. Package it, and then sell it to men What is beef? What's beef? Mince it up. Package it, and then sell it to men Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness That's based around these beef based issues Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman Yeah, I bought some faulty beef and all I want is my money back But I've no proof of purchase and I'm screaming like a maniac Show me the way to the minced beef ombudsman There must be an official body representing the consumer in the interest of fairness That's based around these beef based issues