Show Me a Zanussi

You can't do it can you? They never existed Until you can prove it Can you prove it? Because, I know what you're thinking You show me a picture as proof they existed You'll search Google images Yeah, well nice try bozo, because it's not going to work on me I still don't believe you Not until I can see it, and I can touch it. Right in front of me Your image isn't tangible, it's just a load of pixels. I can't wash my clothes with pixels, they don't fit inside You can't do it can you? Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi And I don't believe you Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi They never existed Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi I don't believe you Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi I know what you're thinking now You'll go out on the street and talk to a cross section of the public You've never met them, so it couldn't possibly be set up could it? And you'll ask them some questions. Some broad, some specific And see if they recall Zanussi. If everyone answers the same, the Zanussi is real, right? Wrong I still don't believe you These people are lying They think they're on Family Fortunes and Les Dennis has bribed them With a family holiday and a hamper and a free ride on a jetski You can't do it can you? Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi And I don't believe you Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi They never existed Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi I don't believe you Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi You think I'm talking bollocks, then... Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi Show me a Zanussi