Transgender Bus Driver

Start the hoover Agggggggghhhhhhhh Agggggggghhhhhhhh I've got a true story my friend It happened recently. Here it goes I was travelling home from work on the train And I missed my stop So, I got off at the next stop. And decided to get the bus There was a bus there waiting for me, with the engine not running and the driver smoking outside. I said 'hello' It was a transgender bus driver I said 'I've just missed my stop, can you take me home?' They said 'No problem, let me finish my fag' I said 'I've just missed my stop'. They said 'That happened to me once I was on a train once going to Newcastle and I nearly missed the stop because I was sleeping. Somebody Woke me up thankfully as the train then goes to Edinburgh' I said 'Crazy. Isn't it weird you sometimes get on public transports And people have different accents when you get off the other end?' They said 'Yes' I said 'It's mad isn't it. You could get off, and everyone would be talking Geordie' And they said 'I don't think the people of Newcastle would like you saying that' I said 'Why?' They said 'They don't like being called Geordie And being called Geordie doesn't refer to people who come from Newcastle' And I said 'You transgender bus driver. I think you'll find they do. And they are'