Waiting tables

My name's that boi Chris good afternoon I'm your waiter Could I interest you in a strawberry lemonade er We have 5 dollar margs that's my go to Gross as shit but 4 or 5 will do what their supposed to She's like No thanks just water with a bowl of lemons And sugar packets plastic silverware and extra napkins Matter fact let me go ahead and put my app in potato skins Them lil chs wedge things be slappin... So now I'm laughing but truthfully I'm in the weeds 20 Fuckin tables and they keep forgetting shit they need But I gotta pull rent... so I'm in this bitch Grabbing refills at a full sprint Ok I'm back sorry folks for the hold up It's just me now a couple people didn't show up But she's not caring she's mean muggin me starin Jesus lord plz don't let her be a Karen She's like Chris I don't mean to be rude But right now it should be time for us to get our food I mean we've been here for an hour do you or anybody else care Bring my shit now or I'm takin my business elsewhere At this point I'm contemplating if this job is worth it Should I tell her to f*ck off I mean she does deserve it I'm good at sweet talk but nothing's workin She acts like I'm a fuckin servant not a fuckin person But what I have to say is Ma'am I apologize I Dropped the ball Foods free my gm Comped it all Kiss ass till I have shit breath Say what I gotta say to save whatever tips left But once they leave it's over Short term memory's a must If that overwhelms you You're probably not one of us A day in the life of the grind of a server Coworkers you love but sometimes wanna murder I think it started back in 03 Flippin chicken tenders ocharleys is my OG If you ain't tipping get to stepping If you are ask for dat boy Chris's section Hope you enjoyed this in the best way Take care folks have a Blessed day