Jizz In My Pants

Lock eyes from across the room Butterflies flutter, impending doom Stroll your way, it's a risky game No telling where this night will aim Through the crowd, we start to sway In this opera house, a different ballet Drawn together as the curtains rise Our chemistry ignites, a sweet surprise Then suddenly, a sensation so grand But not what I'd planned For in my pants, a moment of fate An eruption, I can't abate And I J i z z in my pants It's a symphony of awkward, a hilarious stance I won't deny it, I'll take my chance Blame it on the music, the opera's trance And now I J i z z in my pants And I Giz in my pants In this operatic world, where romance enchants Sometimes we falter, in bizarre circumstance But through laughter and tears, we'll still advance Even if I Giz in my pants So let the aria soar, the laughter ring In this operatic world, where we sing Though mishaps happen, we'll find our way In this comic opera, day by day