Meat Lover's Blues at a Vegan BBQ

Well I went to a BBQ last Saturday night Expecting juicy steaks and burgers with a bite But to my surprise It was a vegan delight No meat to savor No taste to excite. (ooh yeah) Meat lover's blues Oh what a plight No juicy cuts Just veggies in sight I miss the sizzle The smoke The grease Give me back my ribs Give me back my peace. (oh-oh) They said "Try this tempeh It tastes just like bacon." But let me tell you My taste buds were forsaken I longed for the days of carnivorous delight But now I'm stuck munching on veggies all night. (ooh yeah) I walked up to the grill Smellin' all that char Burgers and hotdogs Sizzlin' like a star But as I looked closer What did I see? No meat for me Just tofu and veggies I tried to be polite Give it all a chance