Lyra Transit (skit)

Hello Welcome aboard the space-train Please keep your arms, legs, eye stalks, tentacles And other extremities clear of the exits Fasten your seatbelts and have your data fob at the ready Marshall bots will begin to roam the cabin momentarily To verify your credentials Validate, validate Oh jeez I think I have it here somewhere Intruder detected No I have it right here Terminating security obstruction Vaporization Threat neutralized Your security aboard the Lyra Transit System is our top priority And your complete compliance is appreciated Please hold on this train is stopping Now approaching concourse G Concourse G as in Glortblop Thank you for choosing Lyra Transit It's not like you had a choice