Strait As An Arrow

Oh oh oh Living by the book it's a wild look Straight as an arrow no shadow or crook! Woke up at dawn just thinking of mowing my lawn Leviticus says "Keep that fabric blend gone!" Mixed threads in my bed? No sir not today Pure cotton sheets where I lay my head to pray! Breakfast tI'me it's a biblical scene No bacon on my plate keeping it clean Just grains and some fruits and a prayer to recite Thanking the heavens for my dietary plight Straight as an arrow I follow the rules Dancing through life dodging all the fools Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose! Neighbor's ox wanders by gotta send it back home Can't covet or keep it not even a comb TrI'mming my beard? No way that's a sin Gotta keep it all bushy let that facial hair win! It's lunchtI'me now got my hands all washed Unclean foods? Nah those plans are all squashed Just veggies and seeds and a fish from the stream Living by the book it's the ultI'mate dream Straight as an arrow I follow the rules Dancing through life dodging all the fools Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose! Oh Leviticus you're a hoot with your rules so divine SometI'mes it feels like I'm trapped in a vine But I wiggle and giggle cause it's hilariously tough To be so darn righteous when the world is so rough Afternoon strolls avoiding all the graves Can't become unclean I gotta behave No touching the dead not even a poke Leviticus keeps me righteous but man what a joke! Evening falls and I'm feeling alright Kept it all kosher fought the good fight No lies no deceit just a sI'mple man's day Living by the book in the most outrageous way Straight as an arrow I follow the rules Dancing through life dodging all the fools Leviticus oh you're my guide and my muse Straight as an arrow I've got nothing to lose! (Outro) So here's to the straight the narrow the true Leviticus buddy this one's for you Laughing and living it's a heavenly show Straight as an arrow ready to go!