Dance With Me

I was standing by myself now kind of bored In the midst of a rambling hoard Then I watched as you walked in I spilled my drink and dropped y gin Then the band began to play Some disco crap from another day But to him I didn't care I slid up to you and gave my come to me stare Would you please come take my hand Even though I don't like this band And I took her to the middle of the floor I said did I mention I was poor Come on little baby and dance with me We will swing till we're a hundred and three Don't you worry about your off the shoulder dress Our bodies are loose and they will do the rest I thought I was some kinda special thing I noticed that she wasn't wearing an diamond ring Then she asked me "Hey what's your name" I said nothing special it's pretty plain Her parents in the corner they didn't care They were busy watching the sexual pair Right then I decided my move couldn't wait Hey Patent pending in fifty states He decided to make his move The girls back home thought it was pretty cool But before he could begin She made a move, a sin in Catholic school Come on little baby and dance with me We will swing till we're a hundred and three Don't you worry about your off the shoulder dress Our bodies are loose and they will do the rest The band pulled out a slow tune I pulled her in close and together we swooned I felt her thigh against her hip She said "let me guess your name is Dick" At that moment the world was right Her perfume, her breathing, my line of sight And has the band played Boys to Men On my should she rested her head Come on little baby and dance with me We will swing till we're a hundred and three Don't you worry about your off the shoulder dress Our bodies are loose and they will do the rest