Conspiracy Blues

I got the conspiracy blues I got the conspiracy blues No one believes me, beliving ain't easy You'll be sorry when the aliens come They got you contimplatin' About your education They got you shakin in your bones There's alien abductions, and moonlight obstructions And the government is tapping your phone They're poisoning the water Making the temperature hotter Causing all the earthquakes too Black helicopters and Loch Ness monsters Who am I to say it aint all true You got your bigfoot sightings Hes awful good at hiding Till some guy saw him running through a field All gangly and hairy, and frightfully scarey No way it was some dude in a monkey suit Sometime after dawn When the aliens come around Every night when you go to bed They're comin through the window, hide under your pillow And hope they don't mess with your head So whats a poor man to do When the world is out to get you Stockpile guns and ammunition When the new world order, takes everything over And validates my suspicions