Man of Comedy

I have a massive obstacle Inconsistent but admissible I plan to pass it when I can And secretly stick it to the man The man's name is not important He reports when I fall short He's rewarding me By recording the efforts of his door to door Sales pitch of sorts Or when he sees I'm getting bored Not very socially aware But could destroy me on the court He acts as a defender Rejects any if and or But if any buts come up Rest assured he knows his stuff I try to abort his torments from his performance as my mentor But the retorts I can afford can only be formed on this keyboard I can sit here out of sight I can keep my fear inside But when I'm still here at night I question why my butt cheeks clench so tight They're gonna shape me It's what creates me They're gonna shape me I start to hate me Girls just wanna have fun And boys just wanna man bun We are as one How come I struggle with that outcome I want out Silence all the white noise From the obstacle in my head That gave itself a voice Now the voice in my head lies In fake news headlines They say check your sources Don't believe what Jeff Glor says But the loose cannon alternative facts I stopped taking the wrong way When I tell myself the voice in my head Is Kellyanne Conway I can sit here out of sight I can keep my fear inside But when I'm still here at night I question why my butt cheeks clench so tight They're gonna shape me It's what creates me They're gonna shape me I start to hate me My defenses are low Because he's everywhere I go Just when I think I escape After everything I went through He's always over my shoulder Might be over yours too The reasons I retreat And when I'm out it's just an act Just like the rap sections compensate for the coolness that I lack Maybe one day I'll find the answers to his presence But until that day comes I can sit here out of sight I can keep my fear inside But when I'm still here at night I question why I think that voice is right It's gonna shape me It's what creates me No not today me No not today