Walmartyr

It was 1989 He's drinking scotch on the rocks Because his dad forgot to keep the liquor cabinet locked It's getting out of control He's only twelve years old Welcome To The Jungle on his Walkman plays While he disappears inside a mind bending haze Of his first drunken night Sit back, enjoy the flight If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get in I don't wanna get out I don't wanna be lost I don't wanna be found If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get in I don't wanna get out I don't wanna be lost I don't wanna be found Uh oh It was 1991 he was shaking his ass With an open container Huffing nitrous gas in the parking lot Whoa, of the Save A Lot Smells Like Teen Spirit on the radio He had his flannel shirt on Letting his goatee grow He was a lumberjack Straight out the cul de sac If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get in I don't wanna get out I don't wanna be lost I don't wanna be found If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get in I don't wanna get out I don't wanna be lost I don't wanna be found My head is spinning round I'm gonna hit the ground But you're so pretty, dear I wanna hold your beer I'll never drink again I wanna call a friend I wanna come again But I'm too fucked up If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I don't wanna get up I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get lost I don't wanna get found If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get up I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get lost I don't wanna get found If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get up I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get lost I don't wanna get found If it was easy everybody would be doing it If it was easy everybody would be doing it I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it I don't wanna get up I don't wanna get down I don't wanna get lost I don't wanna get found The room is spinning round I'm gonna hit the ground I wanna call a friend I wanna come again I wanna come again