Surfboard

I've been finding myself praying, have you seen the shape I'm in? I've been cleaning up my act after a weekend's worth of sin This past year I got let go and then the rent got hard to pay So I'm finding myself kneeling down to pray I keep them clear and small Little prayers that won't hurt at all Clear and small Whispered words float through the walls Like Dear Lord I need a surfboard Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves Dear Lord I saw your billboard About hell and fire and how I need to be saved So I'm praying straight away I've been finding myself praying, have you seen the shape we're in? I know you haven't seen us lately on Sunday mornings we're sleeping in Fried from treading water in this pool you threw us in Waiting for a lesson on how to swim I keep them clear and small Little prayers that won't hurt at all Clear and small Whispered words float through the walls Like Dear Lord I need a surfboard Cause I can't figure out how to not drown in these waves Dear Lord I saw your billboard About hell and fire and now I need to be saved So I'm praying straight away Dear Lord Could you send out that surfboard And maybe a couple hundred grand so we could stay Dear Lord If you strike down my landlord I'll be there every week and not just Christmas Day Kneeling down to pray