Panhandle Park

Why should I go get a job today? Spendin' precious hours for minimum pay? Wearin' some monkey suit like a robot with no clue Man, It's amazing what an outstretched hand can do It's all for the takin Big bucks I'll be makin It's all for the takin' at Panhandle Park Now the tourist season's underway The sun is out and it's a beautiful day Time to tell these happy folks that nothin' is for free Excuse me sir it's an entertainment tax Cuz you're staring at me Whoa-o-o-oh We could all be free Whoa-o-o-oh If we weren't hung up on money Whoa-o-o-oh Why should I go get a job today? I make a lot more here than minimum wage I don't wear some monkey suit and I sure don't cut my hair Ha, dontcha envy me? Well, the line starts over there! It's all for the takin Big bucks I'll be makin It's all for the takin' at Panhandle Park It's all for the takin Big bucks I'll be makin It's all for the takin' at Panhandle Park Whoa-o-o-oh We could all be free Whoa-o-o-oh If we weren't hung up on money Whoa-o-o-oh