Calling In

I said that I was tired, I'm a liar I've been sleeping all day long No one likes a sad man But oh man do they like sad songs No one likes a tragedy But suddenly the news gets all the ratings I don't like the stagnant life But I just keep on waiting Working at a job that I just can't stand Welcome to the club, I guess Someone shake my hand Congratulations, son - you're dead Paint it like it's something But we're just waiting out the graveyard A dying man once said Life's not easy, it's long and it's hard Waiting for a day when i stop procrastinating Waiting for a reason to Everybody's waiting Our thumbs are twiddling No bus is coming through Gonna take a break Gonna take a holiday I'm calling in sick Gonna to take a holiday