Christmas Sucks!

I woke up Christmas morning My head felt like a brick Last night my girlfriend dumped me 'cause She said I was a dick So I felt like getting high But I'd blown all my drugs Merry Christmas darlings F*ck Christmas sucks! So when my family went to church I drank all their wine Set fire to the turkey and I tore down all the lights No-one understands me They all just hate my guts Merry Christmas losers F*ck Christmas sucks! The sight of Santa Claus just makes my head sore cnd annoying children singing carols Makes me wonder why I'm still alive anymore Well it wasn't always like this But when I was a kid My Ma bought me a bicycle cnd by lunchtime it'd be nicked Everyone just laughed at me cnd somehow that shit stuck That's when I threw Christmas under a bus cnd I hate Yule F*ck Christmas sucks! Yeah Christmas Sucks Yeah Christmas Sucks Yeah Christmas Sucks