Karen

Out on the smooth summer streets of suburbia Brown people mowing the lawns Seems like there's always some thing to perturb ya Always some shit going on Skateboards and scooters Employees from Hooter's Having a barbecue But there in the hedgerow, armed with her cellphone Karen knows just what to do Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen She wants to speak to the manager Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen Says this is America Karen has children allergic to gluten She's staked out her property line Way past the neighbor's (Who once tried to rape her) She only drinks organic wine White and entitled Her rage is unbridled She screams at the passers-by And when intruders all try to preclude her She gives them a piece of her mind Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen She wants to speak to the manager Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen Says this is America There in the halls of the quaintly suburban Quality shopping mall The police have been summoned to quell the disturbance That Karen has wrought on us all Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen She wants to speak to the manager Karen, oh Karen, oh Karen Says this is America