Dismay

Hello keyboard warriors Hello Twitter trolls The future has been written now Take back control Build a robot Stick a spanner in its cog Fashionistas Dressing kids like Jacob Rees Mogg DISMAY DISMAY Acid attack in Hackney Knife-wielding granny Kids with guns, letter bombs To a call centre in Karachi Knee-jerk reaction Cleaning up the streets Cats in bags and dirty mags And Paddy Power deadbeats DISMAY DISMAY Panic at the supermarket Trolley dash dead souls Tesco's selling horsemeat again They're flogging Tiger Rolls Champagne socialist Takes it on the double chin Hipster cafe latte looneys The enemy from within DISMAY DISMAY A billion boy band has-beens A billion clapped-out queens A bucketload of broken toys All smashed to smithereens Duplo defence league And the Lego's taking over Plastic parasites march on The White Cliffs of Dover DISMAY DISMAY Hello Broken Britain You unloveable rogues Kick the can down a cul de sac Built by Tory toads Goodbye ignorance Goodbye background noise Would the last person in Britain please Switch off Mrs Brown's Boys