Lemmings

I've called you here together to tell you 'bout my plan To keep our country strong and free And remain the promised land To do it we will build a wall or a fence to block the way Don't press me for the details Just listen to what I say America is overrun with drug lords, pimps and whores They got here when they crawled up on Our sunny southern shores Let's round them up and keep them all in cages, don't you know Until we can just dump them back in the Gulf of Mexico And like lemmings to the sea I know you'll follow me Cause I ain't askin' you to think Just say that you believe The crap I put on Twitter And the Facebook hate they spew 'Cause if you see it online You know it must be true I know that you all follow me and bask in my success Because I say what's in your head And all without finesse You memorize my taglines, you mumble in your sleep "Lock her up" and "Build the wall" You really are like sheep His memory is as long As his tiny little fingers He pours it on so strong and the scent it really lingers Lingers... The founding fathers left us a document so rare Which I have done my best to shred and throw up in the air It said all men are equal, but I devised a test The answers show beyond a doubt That I am more equal than the rest And like lemmings to the sea I know you'll follow me Cause I ain't askin' you to think Just say that you believe The crap I put on Twitter And the Facebook hate they spew 'Cause if you see it online You know it must be true