How the Hell'd I Get Home?

Our dear father who art in heaven It all gets fuzzy just a little after seven When I stopped off at Lucy's, to get myself a Drink Er two Work'd been hard and the week'd been long Lucy last night, she was pourin' 'em strong And Lord have mercy, I didn't stop to Think 'Bout you Another night spent with' Jim, Johnnie and Jack Came in for a couple but I kinda lost track Promise when I got there my intentions were good Not the first time I didn't do as I should Keys are in my pocket; truck's not in the drive And I'm wonderin' if my friends are aware I'm alive Jesus, 'fore I kneel down and start to atone Let me ask you one question... ... How the hell'd I get home? Lord if I sinned, can you gimme a hint? If I done someone wrong, don't let it end up in print Trying to be one of your great adherents, But I keep backslidin' from the Holy Spirits Another night spent with' Jim, Johnnie and Jack Your boys are usually friendly, but they gave me no slack As my Redeemer, would you advise I go unbreak my promises and untell my lies? What the devil was I thinkin' couldn't I justa had one Put my glass on the bar, say "Lucy, thanks but I'm done" Dear Jesus, 'fore I kneel down and start to atone Let me ask you one question... ... How the hell'd I get home? Well, it 'coulda been the whiskey Mighta been the wine May 'a been the shooters Tequila and lime You know I didn't need that last one Probly didn't need the one before When The devil on my shoulder said "let's grab another cold one" shoulda headed for the door Now I lay me back down to sleep, I dream of promises I thought I'd keep I'll face tomorrow with new intention I might need a dose of Divine Intervention? Another night spent with' Jim, Johnnie and Jack One and then the other 'til the night went black You can condemn me, if you're so inclined But even you swapped you water for wine Keys are in my pocket; truck's not in the drive 'Nother one of these and I ain't gonna survive Jesus, 'fore I kneel down and start to atone Let me ask you one question How the hell'd I get home?