mighty stupid man

Superman is made of steel Batman has his batmobile Spiderman is fast as lightening Yes their powers are truly frightening But there is one who tops them all A more powerful one I can't recall Someone with no thoughts at all We call him stupid man Super eyes can clearly see to the tip of his pointed nose Super ears can clearly hear the voices in his head Nerves of steel, no remorse, no sense of fear at all Since he doesn't know all that he has He is not afraid to lose it all There is no truth he can't defeat By stomping on it with his feet There is no lie that's so far gone He can't embrace and sing it's song Lizards in the Whitehouse,democrats drink baby blood The moon's not real it's a laboratory The earth is as flat as can be King Kong pounds his might chest Godzilla roars out his fiery breath But stupid man can top them all He bellows out his rage to all Cause someone told him this was bad And someone told him that was worse He doesn't take the time to think His eyes are closed and he doesn't blink Don't bother him with truth or facts These are for trivial pursuit He must save the world right now From everything that's not like him So fight on, fight on, mighty stupid man Until you are the only one left in this sad land Then you can learn to fear yourself And put a fitting end to this crazy talk