How Can I Download the War?

My dearest Mr. President I'm writing you from my phone Because I heard about your app To fly military drones To bomb enemies in foreign lands As part of the Marine Corps Mr. President tell me please How can I download the war? I heard that it's a sequel Of Korea North and South But I prefer to fight my wars From the safety of my house I've got a plasma screen TV From the ceiling to the floor Mr. President, tell me please How can I download the war? I heard it costs just 99 cents And the Pentagon pays the rest I even get the benefits of Being a Veteran with all the rest They'll issue me unlimited lives And Purple Hearts galore Mr. President tell me please How can I download the war? Now there's just one thing more I'm really not into gore Can you turn off all the blood And guts it's a sight that I abhor On second thought I think I'll wait For the next phone app's release Mr. President forgive me please I'd rather download the peace