Company Man

Well, I'm a company man, and I drive a company car For three thousand years I've washed behind the ears And that's how I've got this far I carry a pocket calculator, I tow a white caravan And I'm down on my knees so easy to please Cos I'm a company man Well I'm just your action man soldier You can buy me straight off the peg I was born with a great rubber smile on my face And a seven inch inside leg With never a thought in my head, just make me a part of your plan Oh and twist my plastic arms into a posture of surrender Cos I'm a company man And I'm so glad to be a part of the team And I'm so glad to be a part of the dream And I'm so glad to be Just a part of the great big happy family Oh, I'm a company man, and I live on an acre of land And I don't like all this screaming 'airy pop give me a birrathatpavaroni or a good brass band I'm just the man in the middle, just the sardine just the jam Spread me around, splash me all over Cos I'm the company man I'm a part of the company's ears, I see through the company's eyes Three times a week I'll maybe sneak for a leak and whistle as I'm doing up my flies And when I get sat upon or spat upon, it's me that carries the can And any old crucifixion without fail I'll bang in the first nail Cos I'm the company man And I'm so glad to be a part of the team And I'm so glad to be a part of the dream And I'm so glad to be Just a part of the great big happy family Well, I'm a company man, and I play the snakes and ladders of success Where the papers and the trains and all the insurance claims Are all part of the incredible mess Why don't I throw myself under a fax machine, or "let's bury daddy in the sand That would all be in vain , there's plenty more where I came from Cos I'm the company man And I'm so glad to be a part of the team And I'm so glad to be a part of the dream And I'm so glad to be a part of the machine Just a part of the great big happy family