Range Rover

I've been a total airhead for many a long year And medical science can find no known cure But somehow I've gathered up gold in great store So I've gone out and bought a bloody great 4 x 4 And it's Stuff The Planet Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see Though I work in an office from morning till late You'd think that I came off my country estate And my credit rating means I've got a huge loan Like Toad of Toad Hall, I'm like God on his throne And it's Stuff The Planet Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see If a Range Rover's slightly out of my price range A Daihitsumishibishiboshi will do just the same See my radiator grill full in your rear view I'll be right up your backside a tailgating you And it's Stuff The Planet Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see As a lifestyle statement, I need this beast Though the fuel consumption's prodigal to say the least On a narrow country road, I won't budge an inch As straddling the white line I drive you in the ditch And it's Stuff The Planet Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see Now the wife's got one too, for the school run it's great Though we only live twenty five yards from the gates Watch her mounting the kerb, with shopping on her mind Scattering children and cones across the double yellow lines And it's Stuff The Planet Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see Perched up on high, King of all that I survey Annoyed when the world won't get out of my way My garage mechanic he doesn't miss a trick And he always knows where he can find the dipstick And it's Stuff The Planet - king of the road Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see And it's Stuff The Planet -twat in a twatwagon Bugger posterity, I will drive my Range Rover So the neighbours can see