Service with a Smile

Oh we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Oh, won't you gweet your gwanny with a gwin Cos you know how terrible she's bin And the only reason she's still alive Is 'cos she's pickled in gin Oh, won't you gweet you gwanny with a gwin Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Oh, mister politician won't you come and shake your hand with me And bounce my little baby on your knee Won't you toss him like a rugger ball Watch him throwing up his tea Mister politician won't you shake your hand with me Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Oh, I do like that nice Mister Heath Oh, he's got such a lovely set of teeth All of his constituents are in his ring of confidence Oh, I do like that nice Mister Heath Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Oh, my favourite popstar, he's on TV And he's smiling especially for me Oh, he dances like a buttercup and he sings like a flea (I stole that line from Mohammed Ali Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Now Cinderella she's looking rather glum So she's gone and sewn a smile badge on her bum If you want to make her frown you're gonna Have to turn her upside down Oh, Cinderella she's looking rather glum Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes, we believe in service with a smile All of our employees go around grinning like chimpanzees Cos we believe in service with a smile Yes we do Cos we believe in service with a smile Have a nice day Cos we believe in service with a smile