The Recruited Erik

I heard the news the other day Though I scarce could be believing Concerning of poor Erik's fate It set my heart a grieving It's not that they had dragged him off To the war with all its horrors He'd gone to a fate much worse than that For they'd taken him for the Morris Eric used to like to singaround Lord Franklin with bold relish But now he's gone and blacked his face And with bells he is embellished While walking past he stopped to watch A move that was not clever They shoved a stick into his hand And now he's gone forever Singing Dance, dance with wherever you may be I am the Lord of the Dance" said he Mutant ninja Morris dancers Sex and drugs and rock and roll Do you want my body, do you think I'm sexy Somehow I don't think so Come back to my campervan and maybe ,later on I'll show you my manboobs and...(nudge nudge You can play on on my melodeon, melodeon Yes, you can play on my melodeon The guilty look upon his face Told us that they had got him And now he's gone beyond recall Twas better that they had shot him They could have chosen Bill or Ben Or Brian, Stan or Horace With copious promises of beer They lured him to the Morris Singing Dance, dance with wherever you may be I am the Lord of the Dance" said he Mutant ninja Morris dancers Sex and drugs and rock and roll Do you want my body, do you think I'm sexy Somehow I don't think so Come back to my campervan and maybe, later on I'll show you my manboobs and... (Nudge nudge) You can play on on my melodeon, melodeon Yes, you can play on my melodeon When e'er I think about the dance Though done so trim and neatly My heart will groan and heave a sigh They've taken him completely An estate agent called Trevor An accountant who's named Derek They all dance in formation now Alas, alas poor Erik Singing Dance, dance with wherever you may be I am the Lord of the Dance" said he Mutant ninja Morris dancers Sex and drugs and rock and roll Do you want my body, do you think I'm sexy Somehow I don't think so Come back to my campervan and maybe, later on I'll show you my manboobs and... (Nudge nudge) You can play on on my melodeon, melodeon Yes, you can play on my melodeon Melodeon, yes, you can play on my melodeon