Wedontgiveatoss

We want you to feel empowered, enhanced and in control It says so on our mission statement blu-tacked to the wall We're investors in people, our assertive strategy is to Facilitate our vision and achieve transparency We believe in customer service, quick march at the double Satisfaction guaranteed , nothing's too much trouble We are the smarmy army, we march in perfect time And if you're needing of assistance you can contact our helpline Yet all in all if the truth be known When the chips are down, you're on your own Cos we don't give a toss, we don't give a toss It's just a load of bullshit underneath the gloss We'll hide behind a desk while they nail you to a cross To us you're just a number, you'll be no great loss We are from the ministry with no faces and no names Ticking little boxes to amuse our little brains We promise that we'll phone you back, but you know pigs might fly We've lost the form you sent us so you'll have to re-apply But with our new promotion we will fill your cup But you won't see our arse for dust when it goes belly up We're sorry you're a loser, but we know we're OK Though we robbed you of pension and we gambled it away Cos we don't give a toss, we don't give a toss It's just a load of bullshit underneath the gloss We'll hide behind a desk while they nail you to a cross To us you're just a number, you'll be no great loss God bless the politicians who promise us the skies Dealing from the bottom of their pack of lies It's information management, as the words trip off the tongue Feathering our nests with all the wool we've spun Cos we don't give a toss, we don't give a toss It's just a load of bullshit underneath the gloss We'll hide behind a desk while they nail you to a cross To us you're just a number, you'll be no great loss