Won't Fool Me

You won't fool me with your snake oil charm No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with all your smarm No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your 3 piece suit Or with your plastic substitute Or your stall of rotten fruit No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your strong and stable No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your Tower of Babel No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with tomorrow's jam Won't fool me with your cunning plan Your austerity is just a scam No, you won't fool me I've been around too many years And I'm not wet behind the ears So why don't you just disappear No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your soundbite No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your bullshite No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with technology Won't fool me with your BBC Or with your buy one get one free No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your widescreen No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your foolproof scheme No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your politics Won't fool me with your bag of tricks Won't fool me with your get rich quick No, you won't fool me I've been around too many years And I'm not wet behind the ears So why don't you just disappear No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your special deal No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your sex appeal No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your honest face Won't fool me with your rat race Won't fool me with your songs of praise No, you won't fool me You won't fool me with your flag waving No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with your marketing No, you won't fool me Won't fool me with transparency Or your fake sincerity Or your reality TV No, you won't fool me I've been around too many years And I'm not wet behind the ears So why don't you just disappear No, you won't fool me