Village Gossip (feat. Dave White)

Chittachatter all day long Those children drive me wild I hate the sound of smelly kids Their parents have no style I get so angry seeing them They make me feel quite quite sick But when I point my finger It seems to do the trick Everybody thinks I'm the local village gossip In every street in every town There's someone just like me around To listen to your secrets while sipping a cup of tea Alexis thinks she's beautiful Too slim, it isn't right She wants to have a nice young man I think with partial sight Now me, I see as graceful I'm full of wit and charm But if a man approaches me I'll break his blooming arm Everybody thinks I'm the local village gossip With every word you say to me I listen confidentially And use the information When people come to tea People here in Gnungernesh I know their business well I love to hear their secrets And give them living hell Everybody thinks I'm the local village gossip Now that's not nice, I'm telling you There's nothing I would rather do Enjoy a word or two In private - me and you