Hitter in the Shitter

Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder I seen her in the pumpkin patch in yoga pants a giant ass Titties bouncin up and down like she's doin jumpin jacks I just wanna tap that ass like a keg and have a blast Have a glass of bush draft from the bartender's snatch I said baby you is bad my name is Dave I like to rap I would like to take you on date whatchu think of that I really wanna eat her ass hoping that'll she'll holler back To my surprise she likes my vibe and tells me I'm her type of guy Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder I'm single just like charlie brown kuz all I do is f*ck around I took her out around the town rolled a blunt got drunk as f*ck Makin out in my truck drivin drunk I got a buzz Windows up foggin up put the defrosters on She suckin on my cock its dick her down o'clock I stuck it in her ass and she went into shock She didn't tell me stop so this went on a lot I'm in the wrong spot like a fuckin roadblock I hitter in the shitter till my Weiner starts to blister Afterwards she made me dinner then I said goodbye and kissed her When I think back I miss her I wonder if she has a sister Give her my big dipper than turn into Jack the Ripper Serenade em with tex ritter till there naked like a stripper Then you stick it in her shitter than you stick it in her shitter Serenade em with tex ritter till the naked like a stripper Then you stick it in her shitter than you stick it in her shitter Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder Ya gotta hitter in the shitter like Tex Ritter didder When a man named Tex tells you to undress Then he grabs you by your breasts and tries to stick it in your ass Well you best oblige before you get smacked I said you best oblige before you get slapped