I Got Friends I Don't Even Know

Way down south in New Orleans There's Gus and Shyra who I've never seen I got me a Mardi Gras hotel room But that was ling before I even knew'em People in places I never go I got friends I don't even know A guy called Ray lives in Lafayette But up 'til now you know we've never met Someday I'll put a chair on his lawn And eat a bag of carrots until they're gone Now we know da Cro ain't no big city But they got Kristi and her furry crew of kitties In the Carolinas there's Julie and Jen I might get to meet'em but I don't know when Sorry if I remember one and not the other There's Napkin Jen, and that Vestich brother People in places I never go I got friends I don't even know Way out west in Albuquerque There's this girl, who's kinda quirky She's the cat lady they call Lisa Jo Commutes all the way to San Diego She's from the Spacebar crowd I've known for years We never met, but we've shared joys and tears Now Fiona, she's the queen of Argyll Can light up a room with just a smile Well, I assume she can I mean I guess I don't know We never met actually Look, she's a lovely person And if I say she can do it, she can She's just one of the people in places I never go I got friends man, I don't even know There's that guy from Finland, my buddy Sam You know I saw him on a webcam once He was on a business trip in Vienna Man, he was crazy Always talkin' about his big puffy white ass He's a strange man