All my money

Luann was tan She made every man Want to capture her heart But she had her eye On this here guy And I tried to play the part But she wanted to wing off to Cabo To some all inclusive joint I said maybe you've been listening But you've clearly missed the point Cuz all my money, honey, jingles My money clip Only grips some singles If the best things in life are truly free You won't find nothing Better than me cuz All my money, honey, jingles Now Luella had a fella But she liked me on the side She said I really love your chopper Won't you take me for a ride Well the tax man ain't no lax man He's the hammer and I'm the nail He made me sell the Harley Or he'd haul my ass to jail That"s why All my money, honey, jingles My money clip Only grips some singles Sure I could use some extra pay But I can't resist those sunny days So all my money, honey, jingles Now Lucille was real She made me feel My heart stood half a chance And she held me tight On that August night And giggled while we danced But her dad was snide Took me aside and said You just don't measure up She needs a man With a solid plan Not a boy with a begger's cup And he said All your money, sonny, jingles Ain't no big surprise You're still single Before you make some damn fool wedding plans You better show up With cash in hand cuz All your money, sonny, jingles Yeah, it's true, man All my money, honey, jingles