Drive-By Quilting

I was a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Standing on the corner of the street I guess that I never saw it coming Now I'm a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Bee Last Tuesday was Independence Day So I went to town to watch the parade As I turned around to look the other way I got quilted by the Zion Ladies' Aid I was a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Standing on the corner of the street I guess that I never saw it coming Now I'm a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Bee It happened just the other day in Fargo Right in front of the Sons of Norway Hall From the passing station wagon flew the cargo Elmer Sorenson got quilted to the wall He was a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Standing on the corner of the street I guess that he never saw it coming Now he's a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Bee I was a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Standing on the corner of the street I guess that I never saw it coming Now I'm a victim of a Drive-By Quilting Bee We're all victims of a Drive-By Quilting Bee