Not Amused

NOT AMUSED No one avoids every head on crash not girls who make such a splash with the other privileged girls In the free fall, you see it all Lame excuses are wall to wall Now tell me,Judy Judy, are you really chewing on your pearls? Don’t tell me hold on Don’t tell me hold on Most likely you’re confused by the smile I used I might have been grinning but I am not amused Suspicion made my eyes old they no longer glisten Innuendo whispers to those who listen before before bold headlines unfold It seems every time I fall for the noble man in the face of the poor he kicks more sand He points the posse toward the road where the trail goes cold Don’t tell me hold on Don’t tell me hold on Most likely you’re confused by the smile I used I might have been grinning but I am not amused I’ve been old and I’ve been young I don’t like to hear what’s on the tip of my tongue But I can’t go back and charge a dime for each dance Don’t want to live outside the lines I’m sentimental bring me valentines But In the noonday sun I get baffled by what I’ve found Rust in the skillet, gas in the corn Children worse off than the day they were born Hey,hey,General, what time does this train get turned around? Don’t tell me hold on Don’t tell me hold on Most likely you’re confused by the smile I used I might have been grinning but I am not amused