Flopsy the Christmas Pup

Did you ever want a puppy? Did you ever love a puppy? Did you ever have a time When a puppy was the one and only thing you ever wanted In the whole... wide... world? Then we'll sing this Christmas song Just for you It was a tough year A really ruff year Dad said "We'll have to cut back again-more Christmas thrift" Mom said "How can we give the kids a special gift?" Well, the one thing that the children wanted in the whole wide world Was a puppy Just a puppy "Can we get a puppy? Can we please? Please please please please PLEEEEZE?" Mom looked at Dad and they said "We'll see" Then on Christmas morning, the doorbell rang The kids ran down to see And there in a basket With a red Christmas cap Was a puppy A real puppy! "Daddy, can we keep him? Mommy, can he stay? Please please please please PLEEEEZE?" "Well (Wink wink) OHH-KAY" What shall we call him? Look at those ears... I think we better call him... FLOPSY! Ba-doom-boom-boom (Boom) Flopsy, the Christmas pup He's so cute ya gotta pick him up Got him at the pound, so he's an orphan Scratch his ears and feel the endorphins. Whaddaya think of that? Flopsy's a Christmas joy Lots more fun than any old toy Tears up the wrapping and chews the ribbon Gotta be the best gift ever given Whaddaya think of that? Daddy said "Pups cost a lot to feed" Mom said "Extra work's not what I need" Jimmy said "I'll save allowance and help pay" Suzy said "I'll feed and walk him ev'ry day" All we want is Flopsy, the Christmas dog Keeps you warmer than a big Yule log Jumps on the tree and knocks it over That's why the name is Flopsy, not Rover Flopsy, the Christmas mutt He's so funny when he licks his... tush I don't care if he is a mutt. I love him anyway-so what? Flopsy, the Christmas pooch Warms your spirit like holiday hooch Wiggles his tush when he sees you comin' Licks your face 'til your heart is hummin' Whaddaya gonna do? Curls right up and sleeps on the sofa Gonna a be a lap dog like he oughta Chases a ball wherever you toss it Makes you wish that he'd just lost it Digs a hole in Momma's garden Whines and wiggles and begs her pardon Carpet got wet and he acts ashamed Even if it wasn't him, he'll get blamed Does something cute with eyes that shine Take a video, put it online! We want Flopsy Flabadabadopsy, badop badop badop flop, flop, flop, FLAH-baba dopsy FLAH-baba dopsy is the dog for me! Flopsy, the Christmas canine Write down the number for the neuter and spay line When he's grown we'll get him neutered Teach him to mind, we'll get him tutored Whaddaya gonna do? Flopsy, the Christmas hound, he'll Be the best friend you ever found YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY... ADOPT A PET AND MAKE YOUR LIFE SUNNY Whaddaya think of that? Boobidy boop de boop I (Boobidy boop de boop) Love (Boobidy boop de boop) Flopsy! Boobidy boop de boop de BOOP RUFF, RUFF! Awwww...