Upper-Middle-Class, First-World Problem Blues

Woke up this morning feeling fine Showered and shaved gotta be in by 9 My Tesla wouldn't start I guess the battery's dead Had to drive my two-year old Audi instead I got the blues Yeah I got the blues Got the upper-middle class first world problem blues Stopped for a coffee at my favorite spot Where they always make sure it's not too cold or too hot Ended up with a latte that I couldn't enjoy The barista added oat milk but I ordered soy I got the blues Yeah, I got the blues Got the upper-middle class first world problem blues Somebody beat me to my favorite parking stall When I got to the break room all the best donuts were gone My two-week summer vacation got postponed until fall Fell asleep on a Zoom call now I've no clue what went on Finally got home around five-fifty-nine Too tired to cook I placed an order online Turned on the TV to stream my favorite show But I can't get it loaded 'cause my WiFi's too slow I got the blues Yeah I got the blues Got the upper-middle class first world problem blues Oh what can I do don't know what to do With these upper-middle class first world problem blues