The Magpie

The Magpie On the fence Of my balcony Is Eyeing The cumquat tree Which is posh For Orange The Magpie Has already Plucked one It Lies On the concrete floor Penetrated By its Beak Uh-uh the Magpie Bird shitting on my balcony The Magpie Cannot suck Through its beak So Now It's just sitting there Watching The last low-hanging fruit The Magpie Trying to figure out How to get to its Obviously Interesting inner Parts Just Like you did To My heart Uh-uh the Magpie Bird Shitting on my balcony