Vaping In Public

Noah bought a vape cause mom don't like the smell of smoke It fills up a person like a casket And it ruins how you joke Says it reminds her of her youth But we don't talk about that now I would disclose those details later Maybe if you stick around And besides it drives her asthma up the wall One morning Noah came home Smelling like cigarette smoke Must've stayed last night with Angela Let her know her dog had a nice long walk Thanks to Noah's mom She's always welcome in this home Just tell her not to smell like smoke I was 17 Smoked cigars on the patio Mom slept with the window open Woke up to the smell of smoke Said could you do that in the drive Or just leave your coat outside Cause you know if drives my asthma to the roof One morning mom came home To her friends getting stoned With her mother in the living room She said "I'll never smoke again It's not good for my head And besides it drives my asthma through the roof" I'm always welcome in her home I'll try not to smell like smoke If you wanna vape in public That's your choice Just don't pretend to have a smokers' voice When you're laughing with your friends That all get high with their parents In the living room One morning I came home I smelled nothing like smoke And Noah said "I'm proud of you" I said "Hey man, I took your advice Got a vape for half price So I can visit mom without being so rude" I'm always welcome in her home I'll try not to smell like smoke