I'd Get Along With My Neighbors

I'd Get Along With My Neighbors 2024 David D. Holloway Louisville, KY ASCAP, TuneCore Intro Now I love mankind it’s some nayburrs I can’t stand I know you forgive your trespassers so you might not understand That our neighborhood abides by the fool's golden rule That is, ""Do on to others before they do on you!"" Chorus I'd get along with my neighbors if they didn't live next door If they didn't aks me favors I'd love them all the more I'd get along with my nayburrs if they had any sense They'd stay in their own yard on their side of my fence Verse 1 My nayburr yelled, I don't ‘preshiate you starin' at my wife! I said I can't help it, her bikini's so small and tight Now wait a minute ol' friend, I don't mean to offend But could you tell me how many doughnuts it took to assemble her big rear end? Chorus I'd get along with my neighbors if they didn't live next door If they didn't aks me favors I'd love them all the more I'd get along with my nayburrs if they had any sense They'd stay in their own yard on their side of my fence Verse 2 Hey good neighbor, your dog better stop barking all night Or he’s gonna have a short life! I already called the dog pound He said, well you’d better hide your wife! Then he wet on my peonies, tried to stomp down my rhubarb So I fed their cat some prunes and I locked it in their new car Chorus I'd get along with my neighbors if they didn't live next door If they didn't aks me favors I'd love them all the more I'd get along with my nayburrs if they had any sense They'd stay in their own yard on their side of my fence Interlude (the very saddest part of this story) Well my neighbor friends said they'd had enough and moved away A for-sale sign’s on their house You know I kinda miss them folks I been feelin’ like a louse Now they've called to say they’re sorry Teardrops fill my eyes I didn’t mean to drive ya’all away Huh? Look out the window for a sweet surprise? What?! Your loan fell thru? You’re movin’ back in? Chorus I'd get along with my neighbors if they didn't live next door If they didn't aks me favors I'd love them all the more I'd get along with my nayburrs if they had any sense They'd stay in their own yard on their side of my fence Spoken: Oh, hey there fine nayburr... if ya' don't want that first ripe t'mater... I will... return your drill... directly...