Die on Stage

It's cloudy out today in Mexico A scooter crashes into another A body smashes Looks like my brothers Thank God it's not Somebody lost a lot But I'm hungry again So I'll forget about it Till I tell a friend You're not gonna believe what happened What if I was what happened It's good to know me Cuz you won't die No one dies who knows me The TV always shows me Other people's friends But when I die I want to die on stage In anticipation the crowd'll wait They'll wait and wonder till they come to the realization And then I want a standing ovation A man cuts off his own arm and gets on TV He said it wasn't smart, but it was avante garde And now I'm signing deals for movies I lived with old Mrs. Seiniger for three years She had three heart attacks, but she always came back Cuz she had somebody to cook for The week after I moved out she had one more  One more I want red lights flashing I want girls in white dashing Choreographed like they've practiced this  A thousand times before I want little kids laughing  Because they're not sure what's happening tonight But it's alright