Naughty & Nice

Well I'm not perfect, but I'm no demon child I might get testy, but I'm mostly mild Teachers write me detentions, but I didn't do it Well maybe I did it, but they gotta prove it Santa, I know the dilemma To dump a lump of coal, or cram a top shelf sella My parents brag loud, I'm their pride and joy I love my friends, share all my toys Maybe I shouldn't have hit his head at all But my sister was crying when he made her fall Santa, I know the dilemma To dump a lump of coal, or cram a top shelf sella I'm naughty and nice and if you're honest like me You'd say that you were, too We're not all either/or Sometimes it feels right to even the score We all have reasons for breaking bad, and sometimes Those reasons are for good Is a coal clump justified? Can we reach a compromise? I'm naughty and nice and let's be real Most the whole world is, too When you check that list again You know in both places I fit My sister is truly good, so fulfill her every request I put milk and cookies on the side She put carrots out for Rudolph and the rest of your ride Christmas Morning, stockings full Sister's glad with every pull I've got sweaters and underwear Guess I needed two more pairs But wait, what's this? Santa! You're a funny fella You dumped a lump of coal with my favorite action figure I'm naughty and nice, I've got the presents now that prove it, too When I hear, "Ho Ho Ho" I think "where's the Pimp?" - I mean Santa I'll always have a rebel streak, but at the core I've got a tender heart Guess I'll always be Naughty and Nice, Merry Christmas I'll always be Naughty and Nice, Happy New Year I'll always be... with my "Ho Ho Ho's!"